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Ugly People United


By: [Aleka]
and also
[Dictated by Uncertainty]
What is Truth but Lies that Hurt, if someone is ugly, don't tell them... Remember it takes 42 muscles to frown but only four to bitchslap someone... don't make it you.

A poem by [Alrika]


Why so ugly
We know why
Your mama was ugly
Your papa is too
And the family tradition
Is going to you


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder right?
Isn't Uglyness also within the eye of the beholder?
so if you think your ugly.... or would like to volunteer someone who is.... contact [Aleka] below and we'll add you and your ugly companion to this prestigious guild!!!

Want to be a memeber? Please put your name in the Ugly People list, or contact [Aleka] and she will add you. Don't forget to grab a banner to put in your house at Ugly People's Banners! Thanks!



Yo Mama!
An area for insulting jokes about people's mothers....


Uglified People
An area where people can post pictures of famous people who have been manipulated to create a grotesque creature.


Ugly People's Banners
Banners for Ugly People United....sorry ugly banners were already taken so we got this page....



Anoucements:
[Yanaba] has added the Yo Mama! page to ugly people united. link is located right above the banners. Have fun!
11/03/04[Aleka] has added the uglified pictures link, made a page for our banners cause this page was getting to big and is still adjusting things, but you can still use everything. Enjoy!
I also added numbers to everyone's name cause i wanted to know how many people had joined....



[¡Important Note!] Think you're the ugliest person on earth? Think that you are just so ugly that even the scared horror movie actors would run in fear at the sight of you? Think that you're so ugly that you face even Yo Mama! wouldn't love? Test that theory with the new Ugliest of the Month nominate who think is the uglies in this wiki!


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2005-01-09 [Aleka]: ...do you realize how outdated and slow my photoshop is? i don't even think its called photoshop for it is to old for that

2005-01-11 [Yanaba]: uh...damnit. I'll give u mine...can't use it anyway

2005-01-11 [Aleka]: ...well get it to work on you computer!

2005-01-11 [Yanaba]: can't....it won't...and my scanner won't either...

2005-01-11 [Aleka]: ...i can help make it work!

2005-01-11 [Yanaba]: HELP ME!!!

2005-01-11 [Aleka]: ...not tomorrow i work...

2005-01-11 [Aleka]: or wednesday... i work then to

2005-01-11 [Yanaba]: uh...ok....whenever...just need the friggin scanner to work at least!!!!

2005-01-11 [Aleka]: ...k

2005-01-11 [blood soaked madin]: hello all

2005-01-11 [Aleka]: 8) hello

2005-01-11 [Yanaba]: hiya!

2005-01-12 [Anime Addiction]: Hi.

2005-01-12 [Aleka]: how is everyone?

2005-01-12 [blood soaked madin]: i am good, you?

2005-01-12 [Anime Addiction]: good

2005-01-12 [Aleka]: i can't complain... anyone do anything cool and daring recently?

2005-01-13 [Yanaba]: uh...no...i gott out of bed for school. I consider that daring...not so much cool

2005-01-13 [Aleka]: ...yeah but hell was that dangerous this morning! i mean i nearly died!

2005-01-13 [Yanaba]: maybe it's a good thing that i'm not driving yet....

2005-01-13 [Yanaba]: no no i take it back...i need a car

2005-01-13 [Aleka]: ....it'd be nice if i didn't have to drive you around all the time... maybe you could drive me around..... who knowS?

2005-01-13 [Yanaba]: ooh, the possiblities

2005-01-13 [Aleka]: yes yes.. they are endless!

2005-01-22 [Balthizar]: can i join??

2005-01-22 [Yanaba]: driving the car???? sure!

2005-01-22 [Yanaba]: oh wait...u wanna join the wiki? yeah.....of course!

2005-01-22 [Balthizar]: YAY!*goes to add myself*

2005-01-22 [Aleka]: ....yeah join my ugly wiki... me and berni and occasionally someone else are the only people on this wiki though... *tears*

2005-01-23 [Yanaba]: *sigh* at least it's more alive than the bubble union.....i think we scared everyone in this one though

2005-01-23 [Balthizar]: yah..we ugly ppl can do that yah?

2005-01-23 [Animal*Girl]: this page is huge, and to think it was a slow starter:)

2005-01-23 [Aleka]: ...i couldn't believe it took so long to get people to join! you'd think they'd all want to revel in their ugliness...

2005-01-23 [Animal*Girl]: yeah, its no fun being shy about your ugliness

2005-01-24 [Aleka]: 8) ... definitly not

2005-01-24 [Balthizar]: yah*takes off mask*

2005-01-24 [Aleka]: shit!! you mean you were hiding your purddy face behind a mask??!

2005-01-24 [Balthizar]: i dont have a purdy face..im ugly!!

2005-01-24 [blood soaked madin]: i am sorry that i haven't been more active, my computer has been messing up, but...no doubt you didn't miss my hidious face, lol

2005-01-24 [Aleka]: .... i miss everyone!! how dare you imply that i didn't! i just assumed that you lost interest in this wiki... people tend to do that for some odd reason

2005-01-26 [blood soaked madin]: awwww, yea!!! i was missed *does a happy dance* well thank u. i like u. yea!!! 

2005-01-26 [Aleka]: 8)... easy to please you isn't it? 8) don't leave ever cuase then there will be less people to talk to and i will be lonely forever!.. .so really its a selfish thing on my part... missing people

2005-01-26 [Yanaba]: lol....mary feels unloved

2005-01-26 [blood soaked madin]: it's okay, i guess that wuld make me selfish too

2005-01-26 [Aleka]: 8)... i'm glad you understand! so how are you?

2005-01-26 [blood soaked madin]: I am great! and yourself?

2005-01-26 [Aleka]: ehh.. i've been better...

2005-01-26 [blood soaked madin]: i am sorry...y so glum...chum...hehehe

2005-01-26 [Aleka]: lol... i spent the whole day at the emergency room... and my moms now in the hospital for a few days atleast... yeah no fun

2005-01-26 [blood soaked madin]: omg, i am sooo sorry to hear that. @---+- here is a flower for her. I hope she gets better

2005-01-26 [Yanaba]: yes....i'll pray for her as well

2005-01-26 [Aleka]: 8) thanks you guys

2005-01-26 [Yanaba]: np. :)

2005-01-26 [Animal*Girl]: i don't want to read all that soooo.....;)

2005-01-26 [Balthizar]: wow lots of tuff has happened

2005-01-26 [Aleka]: ..it never ends

2005-01-26 [Balthizar]: im ugly!!!!

2005-01-27 [Animal*Girl]: yes me too.

2005-01-27 [Aleka]: ....well i hope your ugly if your hear.... hate to have you people stand out

2005-01-27 [Balthizar]: why?being differnt is good bu still..IM UGLY!!!!! lol

2005-01-27 [Aleka]: lol... different is good to a certain extent... after that people will lynch you....

2005-01-27 [Yanaba]: but ppl shouldn't need to lynch anyone...but because there are weird racist ppl out there i'm never going down south unless it's like florida......but yes difference is good, but change is bad

2005-01-27 [Balthizar]: im going to texas..damn military parent...lol

2005-01-27 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: I once visited florida... hah racists there because I am half black... stupid people...

2005-01-28 [Aleka]: racists are every where... i mean in every job someone is being prejudiced for race or sexual orientation and its crap but i think its human nature to put someone down ... i try not to but i may not even realize if i am being racist... complicated issues

2005-01-28 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: I moved to Greece though... but still quite ugly...

2005-01-28 [Aleka]: lol... really? greece? is it pretty there?

2005-01-28 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: Yes quite pretty I live in Thessalonika within the state of Greek Macedonia...

2005-01-28 [Aleka]: oh nice nice... (i have no idea where that is) where'd you live before?

2005-01-28 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: I lived in CHicago that is whre I was born

2005-01-28 [Aleka]: really? now thats a place i've been to... and i know where it is.. is there a big difference between greece and chicago?... i've never been to europe.. .

2005-01-28 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: YES Quite the difference.. however we'd never trade Europe for america...

2005-01-28 [Aleka]: so you prefer europe? whats so much better there? (sorry.. curious)

2005-01-28 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: I donno I couldn't tell you I moved here when I was about 4 or something (this is what I'm told) I grew up here I've been back to America to see my family and family reunions but as far as living there... hell no... America doesn't have anything interesting there. i mean here in Europe walk out your front door and there is history dating back to 5000 B.C.E. and even before then...

2005-01-28 [Aleka]: yeah.. that definitly would effect the way you view some place.... espeacially if you grew up in an environment like that... makes sense

2005-01-28 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: Nothing against America it porbably has something interesting about it too... <Mumbles> Somewhere... But still I enjoy Europe quite much since I live with one of the top three oldest civilizations in the world...

2005-01-28 [Aleka]: ....wow thats cool...america... interesting.. unlikely... unless you like shopping... or sleeping.. i do like sleeping

2005-01-28 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: yes well not much sleep do we get here...

2005-01-28 [Aleka]: ...what?!? you don't sleep much over there?? whats wrong with you? ;)

2005-01-28 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: What do you mean there is too much to do for sleep... I love history so I'm always down the street at some of the old Castles and historical sights replaying some of the battles there with a few of my friends (And im 16) yes I know I'm immature but that;s ok I have fun...

2005-01-28 [Aleka]: lol... sounds like fun! i'm jealous... closest thing that looks even minutly interesting is the stream down the street from my house with this nifty bridge.. .yeah use to hangout there with my buddies

2005-01-28 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: yeah well make into a land resort (if you love history) get like 10 to 20 friends split up and create Empires on either side then make the bridge the way over and make one "Empire" invide another and go from there... some places we go we don't have any historical sites but we make our own... However I'm geting off now... I'll talk to you tomarrow...

2005-01-28 [Aleka]: ttyl

2005-01-28 [Yanaba]: wow....greece...i've been to Italy. It was beautiful!...kinda sux how u have to pay for bathrooms but it was pretty nice! and, america is interesting if you get into the nitty-gritty of it all. Maybe not in a historical sense so much (except for D.C.) but that's because america has a thing about tearring down historical sites for some reason, like the Molly Brown houses had to be fought for to stay up. I think they were gonna build a parking thing over it or something. But as for the mountains and stuff i'm sure there's some historical stuff that ppl can discover if they really wanted. Then there's the whole civil war thing in the east and the declaration and all that.....yeah, i dunno

2005-01-28 [Balthizar]: no place..ws better then japan!!! lol, it was awsome there..sept for the protesters...they were kinda mean..and the crazy drivers..Oo

2005-01-28 [Aleka]: lol... my dad went to japan... i think he wants to be japanese...

2005-01-29 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: Yes the top three oldest Cultures... THe Chinese/ Japan Culter (Which goes by another name that I cannot think of) the Egyption cultur and the Greek Culter... they are reffered to as the three mustaketter sometimes..

2005-01-29 [Anime Addiction]: Buddism, Confusious?

2005-01-29 [Balthizar]: religions are those,nationalities and nations are they not

2005-01-29 [Anime Addiction]: Asian

2005-01-29 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: huh? I must have come in on the wrong time...

2005-01-29 [Balthizar]: that is a sub race of humans,a cultural title given to those born in asia

2005-01-29 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: yes still though it is a culture of Asia known as the Chinese and the Japanese, and a culture of Europe known as Greek and a Culture of Africa known as Egyption so, in all reality, in less words I stated Amen (Latin means all true)

2005-01-29 [Aleka]: .....okay......

2005-01-29 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: ...... ok .......

2005-01-29 [Aleka]: .... are you mocking me?!?!? ;P

2005-01-29 [Balthizar]: BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN!!ha ha ha ha!

2005-01-29 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: Um... you can't fly... can... can't... can... cannnnnnn'ttt

2005-01-29 [Aleka]: ........ well as long as were all bein insanely random..... THE F*IN BUNNIES!!!! THEIR ATTACKING MY LEG!! HELP HELP THE BUNNIES ARE HERE!!!!

2005-01-29 [Balthizar]: *watches* my moneyis on the bunnies...*watches..gets bored turns into buzz* i can fly,my wings are made of some kind of metal i cant spell but i can fly

2005-01-29 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: YOU... ARE... A... TOYYYYYY... You're a child's play thing...

2005-01-29 [Aleka]: ...damn i drank all my chai.... you put your money on the bunnies!!! you you.... *glares at balthizar*

2005-01-29 [Balthizar]: you are a sad strange little man,you ahve my pity.fare well*eace sign*

2005-01-29 [Aleka]: ....did you call me a man?? i mean if i were a sad strange little women i wouldn't be too insulted but a man!! do you want me to beat you?

2005-01-29 [Balthizar]: i wasnt talking to you i was talking to woody

2005-01-29 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: I think [Balthizar] was talking to me...

2005-01-29 [Aleka]: .....oh... then i forgive you for saying what you said cause you didn't say it to me....

2005-01-29 [Aleka]: i'm blonde....

2005-01-29 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: yes well hi Blonde... I'm Greek

2005-01-29 [Aleka]: .... lol... well if were gonna get into ethnicity crap then i'm polish and irish and italian...

2005-01-29 [Balthizar]: ooouuuu! i wanna have a turn!!

2005-01-29 [Aleka]: .....okay....go ahead... i didn't know there was a line...

2005-01-29 [Balthizar]: yay!!ok im brittish,irish,scottish,german,dutch,french,welsh, swedish,canadian and camanche

2005-01-29 [Aleka]: ...well... you are a lot of things aren't you... what ethnicity shows up the most in your appearance?

2005-01-29 [Balthizar]: hhmmm...not sure..never been asked that before..well,irish and scottich i think,..you would have to check my pic..but in personality wise..Irish temper and proud of it^^

2005-01-29 [Aleka]: lol... do you drink like an irish person?

2005-01-29 [Balthizar]: nope, im not allowed to drink....yet

2005-01-29 [Aleka]: ...neither am i... and i dont.... *sifty eyes*.........

2005-01-29 [Balthizar]: ok i believe you!

2005-01-29 [Aleka]: .... *mumbles under my breath * glad i fooled someone...

2005-01-29 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: OK FINE, I'm Black, Greek, Italian, German, Indian, Irish, and Puerto Ricon

2005-01-29 [Aleka]: ....well i guess i'm the simplest mix here...

2005-01-30 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: yes and I love being a mix

2005-02-02 [Animal*Girl]: ;)

2005-02-02 [Balthizar]: im a mutt*barks*

2005-02-02 [Aleka]: lol.... well mutts are cute... ;)

2005-02-02 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: ARF ARF.... <<Wags butt.>> ARF ARF!

2005-02-03 [Yanaba]: speaking of mutts: i'm filipino, spanish, mexican, aztec, chinese, navaho, and tons of others i don't even know...

2005-02-03 [Aleka]: don't forget french berni!! you told me your probally french! *hugs divided* ;)

2005-02-03 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: Yes well mutt you, youuuu mutt... Muwa ha ha ha haaaaaa

2005-02-04 [Balthizar]: *bark* im the mutt!*bark*

2005-02-04 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: Arf... arf... as am I!

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: LOL... your both mutts... but berni's the muttiest mut there is! ;P

2005-02-04 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: hah I'm more mutty then you you mutty mutt mutt

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: ...everyone is more mutty than me...

2005-02-04 [Yanaba]: um.....bow wow....lol

2005-02-04 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: I am muttier then our muttiest mutts

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: ....hmmm... mutts are nice... i'm the least mutty to... how sad is that...

2005-02-04 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: Well I am the muttiest

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: lol... no one is arguing... though i think berni aka [Yanaba] could give you a run for your money in this category

2005-02-04 [Yanaba]: mutts are nicer....pure always seem more aggressive, even in humans...or maybe that's just my boyfriend :P...yeah, but i think i'm the muttiest!!!

2005-02-04 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: yes well... blah

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: ....he didn't even argue...

2005-02-04 [Yanaba]: lol...

I WIN!!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA

2005-02-04 [Dictated by Uncertainty]:

I AM THE MUTTIEST AND THAT IS FINAL... SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN, SO IT SHALL BE DONE.

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: .... for the sake of this page i might delete that obsenly big wording... but i think berni gets the point...

2005-02-04 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: Better dearest?

2005-02-04 [Yanaba]: wow.....um.....ok *bows to the bow wow-iest of us all*

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: lol... i am now named dearest... i will add that to my numerous nicknames!!

2005-02-04 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: Yes... <<Tilts head slightly, closes eyes breafly and nods singly.>> Bow to me

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: ....bow.... no no i don't think i will

2005-02-04 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: So this makes me the Great Universal Ugly GOD!

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: ....umm no... sorry... i created this page... i have the power to delete you from it... i am the GREATEST UNIVERSAL GODDESS OF THE UGLY.... you can be bow to me

2005-02-04 [Yanaba]: oh, yes, we shall build a shrine of hideousness and rotting things to commemorate your greatness

2005-02-04 [Yanaba]: either one of you....whatev

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: ....no no berni...your on my side... i have you wire!! you are on my side!

2005-02-04 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: On the contrary if you delete me from this page all you are saying is that you are jelous of how much uglier I am and that would make me THE KING OF THE GODS AND GODDESS OF THE UGLY, DESENDANTS OF THE UGLY, AND EVERYTHING UGLY PERTAINS TO.

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: ahh... claim what you want... saddly i hold the #1 postion on this page... and you my friend are #54... though you are obviously jealous of my number one position

2005-02-04 [Yanaba]: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh no don't take the wire!!!! all hail goddess mary of the uglies!!!!

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: lol... see i have a follower!! you you have nothing 8P

2005-02-04 [Yanaba]: *turns to [Dictated by Uncertainty]* offer me something and maybe i can have a change of heart........*evil look*

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: ...lol... i doubt he has anything that can replace your wire berni... after all you want to pass photography don't you?

2005-02-04 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<Shakes head.>> I offer nothing as for this... hah Still uglier still you are jelous however, I too, inflict jelousy for your number one position?

2005-02-04 [Yanaba]: ah yeah see. i then worship mary. :-P

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: lol.. i win!! 8P

2005-02-04 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: yet i care not for still there is an image thy gets not of what turht to ugly really hast seen

2005-02-04 [Yanaba]: huh.....the shakespearean talk makes my brain hurt......*winces*

2005-02-04 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: And yet doest thy dearest Ugly of Goddesses know words spoken towards English the elder edition?

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: lol... i'm gonna beat you with a stick!! and you will cry!! and then you will be far uglier than i! for your broken face will not mend! this i intend... ha i made a ryhme!!

2005-02-05 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: quite interesting for thee of words thy speak... as well, quite interesting that of which thy seaks... utter ugliness is what thee claims... stick to such names... decide not to change thy ways... by forcing another to take thy place.

2005-02-05 [Aleka]: ....this is rather pathetic... but then what can i expect... i'm tired.... and i don't want to ryhme... but i am still uglier then you.. ;P

2005-02-05 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: so I'm pathetic now too? FINE!

2005-02-05 [OhMarcie]: whoever thinks im NOT ugly msg me

2005-02-05 [Balthizar]: i would, but i have a problem msging ppl on the basis of looks

2005-02-05 [OhMarcie]: ur a dick.. i was just say'n that because pple say i am some pple say im not.. so i was going to get out of this wiki.. so you can like.. get fucked or something

2005-02-05 [Balthizar]: what? your the one who said msg me if you think your not ugly..and while i would hvae msged you just to msg you, im not going to msg some one who wants to know how they look

2005-02-05 [OhMarcie]: yeah i know i said that but w/e. I was just wondering what ya'll thought thats all..

2005-02-05 [Balthizar]: your not ugly by the way and im sorry if i insulted you

2005-02-05 [OhMarcie]: no its fine... it just seems like everytime im in the chat or on here or anywhere for that matter you seem to be a fuckin prick to me..

2005-02-05 [Balthizar]: ahhh i see,well some times that happens unfortuntly

2005-02-05 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: an arguement in a wiki about looks hah well we're all here and all ugly end of arguement

2005-02-05 [Aleka]: lol... yes i don't care what anyone says!! i'm ugly!!

2005-02-05 [Balthizar]: you dont have a pic up to prove it......

2005-02-05 [Aleka]: lol... i don't need to prove it.. .as i said i don't care what any body says!

2005-02-05 [Balthizar]: true...oh well

2005-02-05 [Aleka]: 8P i win!! la la lade da!!!! and now i'm humming and you will hear what the worst voice in the world sounds like!!!

2005-02-05 [Balthizar]: right..my sis has the worst voice in the world

2005-02-05 [Aleka]: lol... i believe my voice was descibed as and i quote "the sound a rat makes when you step on it, all squelly and stuff" i don't know if there is a worse sound in the world than that

2005-02-05 [Balthizar]: there is, the sound a shrew makes when it eats itself

2005-02-05 [Aleka]: lol.. that ones good... i don't think i can best that... so i take second place in worst vocals

2005-02-05 [Balthizar]: yup you do...my borther devin is in thrid

2005-02-05 [Aleka]: lol.. .well i'm glad we've got the places down (i gtg ttyl)

2005-02-05 [Balthizar]: (ok,bye!)

2005-02-06 [The one that WAS shay]: im not here for me but for [surferblood] invite him here...he belongs and tell him i sent you i dont care

2005-02-06 [Aleka]: lol... umm how bout you tell him to come here... i'm not one to go up to people and tell them they have to join my ugly people wiki... that'd just be mean... but he is welcome if he wants to come

2005-02-07 [OhMarcie]: haha

2005-02-11 [Yanaba]: hey....so how's everyone and what all did i miss??

2005-02-11 [Aleka]: ...ummm... i don't memeber... ive been better you?

2005-02-14 [Yanaba]: i'm good at the moment. not so tired after two cups of really strong coffee and tons of sugar.

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